My brain is random.

1)      Know the worst part of giving blood or having blood drawn? The stupid Band-Aid on your arm hair. That sucker’s gotta come off at some point, man…

2)      It’s amazing the toll stress takes on a body. Physically. Mentally. Emotionally.

3)      Couple stress with diabetes and you’ve got yourself a Molotov Cocktail of a mess. Ain’t nothin’ safe…

4)      Why do fast food burgers all taste so different? (Other than Burger King, who flame-cooks theirs). It’s meat, bread, cheese and fixin’s. The fact McDonalds, Whataburger, Wendy’s, Sonic, etc taste so different should really be cause for concern.

5)      Same with fries, beyond the level of salt used.

6)      What age do you most often say to yourself, “If I knew then what I know now…” Is it early 40’s? And what age would you go back to to inform yourself what you didn’t know that you now do? (follow that?)

7)      Is there anything in this world that has gotten more people in trouble than sex? There are a myriad reasons to keep it between husband and wife. Simplicity is an underrated one.

8)      Ever think to yourself how you missed real friendship opportunities in school with some of the Facebook friends you have now?

9)      Ever wonder to yourself how you actually WERE friends in high school with some of your Facebook friends? Lol

10)   Driving southbound on I-35, just past UNT is a Hooters restaurant. Just in front of that is a billboard for Buccees coming soon. It says “It’s a Beaver”… I wonder if they thought about that placement or just hysterical coincidence.

11)   Jordyn actually pointed that out to me. I didn’t make a big deal out of it… hoping she didn’t interpret it the same way my brain did.

12)   I forgot how much work a puppy is.

13)   If you feel you’re one to often be misunderstood, make sure to give other people the benefit of the doubt. You may be misunderstanding THEM too.

14)   Funyuns really are kinda fun.

15)   Having regrets in this life is natural. Having the same regrets really shouldn’t be.

16)   If you don’t have regrets, you haven’t learned from your mistakes.

17)   Our mistakes may often make us who we are, but I believe there’s no person who’s the top possible version of themselves.

18)   That’s why I wish I knew then what I know now.

19)   Do you think God orchestrated certain Biblical events with the purpose they would be in the Bible?

20)   I wonder how much Biblical truth we don’t understand because we don’t dive into the true context of the time period. That way, we could then create the same mental context it was intended vs. saying it no longer applies.

21)   What’s harder? Forgiving others or yourself?

22)   When life has you down, how often do you feel it’s some sort of punishment?

23)   When you’re high on life, how often do you feel it’s something you deserve?

24)   At what point does vanity turn into narcissism?

25)   What’s your passion?

26)   How much time do you spend chasing it?

27)   So, is it really your passion?

28)   I think we all think we are all smarter than we really are.

29)   I wonder if I’m wrong about that.

30)   Do you wish you were more positive? What events must occur for you to be positive if you aren’t?

31)   You know it doesn’t really work that way, right?

32)   If you look at models of the Big Bang, you see that the expansion of the universe shoots outward like it’s being pushed in one direction. What kind of explosion only pushes one direction and not in all directions? Based on scientific theory, there must be SOMETHING that prevented a 360-degree explosion, no?

33)   What planet would you like to visit most? Why?

34)   Someone in my office steals gum off my desk. I’m going to buy some gag-gift gum and give them a surprise.

35)   Did you know dogs will often yawn when you do? It’s a psychological display that they are connected to you.

36)   Embarrassing moments for men? Getting a haircut and they ask if you want your eyebrows trimmed.

37)   Worse? Trimming your ear hair without even asking.

38)   I’m so glad I can’t read minds.

39)   Would you rather be able to read someone else’s thoughts at all times or have them be able to read yours?

40)   Do you find yourself a little depressed when you’re being introspective or a little more at peace?

41)   Which non-family member is most responsible for who you are?

42)   If you’re a believer, do you think you’d have been a believer in Christ during his time?

43)   Or do you think it’s somehow easier to believe now?

44)   Used Band-Aids gross me out.

45)   I’m listening to women talk about their gynecology visits… making jokes, being crude. I want to leave.

46)   My ears are having a #metoo moment.

47)   Would you take a pill that gave you all the nutrients and calories in perfect portion vs actually eating a meal and probably overeating?

48)   My thoughts are moving from what I want to be when I grow up to WHO do I want to be?

49)   I wish I’d thought of that then… long before now.

50)   Which of these statements hit you the most?